1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls.
2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? Answer: You see
A bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive
3. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors
4. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes Sweet and Sour Pork
6. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Answer: If your
Girlfriend chews before swallowing (OMG!)
7. What do you get when you cross a Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough
Boy? Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection
8. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? Answer: By sticking your finger
In his honey
9. What is the ultimate rejection? Answer: When your masturbating and
Your hand falls asleep
10. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? Answer: I told you to lick my
Erection, not wreck my election.
11. What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
Answer: Each can smell it but can’t eat it
12. What do you call a blonde with pigtails? Answer: A blow job with
13. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? Answer: A
Mobile sperm bank.
14 What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? Answer:
All you can eat…. Under a buck.
15. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
Answer: A cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.