Billy Bob is touring Wales by car, and finds a superb hotel suite for £25 a night. “I’ll pay £25 with pleasure,” he says. “Oh” says the receptionist, “with pleasure it’s £50!”
If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A hole in it.
What does the sign say on a out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” said Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.