A wife goes out shopping one day, wearing a skirt with no panties.
As she’s trying on shoes, the salesman helping her gets a look, and sees that she has no panties on.
He said, “Mmmm, I could eat that full of ice cream!”
She jumps up, says, “How dare you!”, slaps him and storms out.
When she gets home, she tells her husband what happened, and said, “What are you gonna do about it?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing!? A man insults me that way, and you’re gonna do nothing!!?”
“First of all, you didn’t need any more shoes.
Second, I’ve told you not to go out of the house without your panties on.
And third, if he can eat that much ice cream, I’m not messing with him.”
