The Art Collector

A lawyer told his wealthy art collector client,
*”Paul, I have some good news and some bad news.”*

Paul said,
*”I’ve had an awful day. Let’s hear the good news first.”*

The lawyer said,
*”Your wife told me that she spent $1,500 on two pictures that should fetch at least $15 million.”*

Thrilled, Paul said,
*”Fantastic! What a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve made my day.*
*Now tell me the bad news.”*

The lawyer said,
*”The pictures are of you and your secretary.”*