A man and a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly into each others’ eyes and holding hands.
The waitress was taking an order at a table a few steps away when she noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table. All the while, the man continued staring straight ahead.
The waitress thought this behavior was a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners. She went over to the table and tactfully commented to the man, “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table!”
The man looked up calmly and replied, “No, she didn’t. She just walked in the door.”