A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
She asked her neighbor, “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?”
He replied, “Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
The woman decided to do the same thing.
So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to the garden.
One day her neighbor asked, “How did it go? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”