A guy walked into a bar with his midget wife and took a stool with his wife standing next to him.
The bartender was busy at the other end and didn’t see them when they walked in.
When he got done serving the customers there, he walked down the bar and asked the new customer what he would like.
He asked for two glasses of beer, which the barman brought.
After leaving him, the bartender went about serving other patrons, when he noticed the man had finished his beers. He asked if he would like a refill, and the man said, “Yes. I’ll have a couple more.”
The barman got two more beers and set them in front of the man.
Not seeing anyone else with the guy, his curiosity is piqued, and he asked him, “Why, did you order two drinks at a time?”
The man replied, “Oh, one is for me, and the other for my wife.”
The confused bartender replied, “Your wife? Where is she?”
“She’s standing here next to me.”
The bartender leaned forward to look over the edge of the bar and uttered, “Well, I’ll be God damned, she ain’t any bigger than your fist!”
The man replied, “No, but she’s a hell of a lot better!”