Devil’s Deal

There were three guys- a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic. They went to hell for their sin and were standing in front of the devil.

The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room for a 1000 years with your temptations and if you get over your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth.

So the sex addict got locked in a room full of attractive women, the alcohol addict got locked in a room stocked with all kinds of alcohol, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed.

A 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying “My dick hurts, and I’m never having sex again”; poof – back to earth.

The alcoholic’s room is opened and he say “My head feels awful and I’m never having any alcohol again”; poof -back to Earth.

Then the Devil opens the weed addict’s room and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the face and says “you forgot my lighter bitch!”