a man was in a party with his friend barney
he asked his friend: “how do you get women to like you so much?”
barney replied: “i have a trick, every time i meet them i squeeze them on the butt, it has some kind of pavlovian effect or something but it always works”
the man then went home, him and his wife haven’t had sex for a couple of months now so he thought he should try this trick.
his wife was in the kitchen, he approached her from behind and squeezed her ass
his wife replied: “oh barney is that you?”