Embarrassing Patients

A man approached the receptionist desk at the urology clinic.

A somewhat large and imposing nurse asked for his name and date of birth, then in a very loud voice she said, “I have you scheduled here to see the doctor about your erectile dysfunction. Is that correct?”

The heads of all the patients in the waiting room snapped to look at the very embarrassed man.

In an equally loud voice the man replied, “No, I’ve come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don’t want the doctor that did yours!”