Henry awoke the day after an office party with a splitting headache and a horrible case of cotton-mouth
Completely unable to recall the events of the night before, he made his way downstairs where his wife was making breakfast.
“What happened last night, Olivia?” moaned Henry. “Was it as bad as I think it was?”
“Worse,” scorned his wife. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You antagonized the entire board of directors, and insulted the CEO right to his face.”
“He’s an asshole anyway!” Henry snorted. “Piss on him!”
“You did,” Olivia explained, “and then he fired you.”
“Oh bloody hell!” Henry scoffed. “Fuck that guy!”
“I did,” Olivia replied. “You start back to work on Monday.”