What’s the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No, he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My mother is better than your mother!” The second boy paused. “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”
What’s the definition of a transvestite?
He’s a guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.