Unfiltered Glenn Jokes: “Shorts for Thursday”

What’s the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.

Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No, he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My mother is better than your mother!” The second boy paused. “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”

What’s the definition of a transvestite?
He’s a guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

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2 Responses to Unfiltered Glenn Jokes: “Shorts for Thursday”

  1. The oldest rater says:

    Bummed that you deleted the ratings, because this deserves a plus-one.

    • f2x says:

      Well, Flush Twice still has comments enabled, so if you like a joke, you can just say so with a comment. Most of the jokes were going unrated, and IMHO that made the site feel lonely. To be fair, I’m looking at the stats, and the site actually is kinda lonely, but that doesn’t mean it has to look lonely… Of course my recent depressing sidebar story isn’t exactly helping the mood either.

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