Unfiltered Glenn Jokes: “Sex Education Test”

Directions: Please complete the following problems. You may use a

scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in

with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil.. You have

20 minutes to complete the exam.

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

[True] or [False]

2. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

[True] or [False]

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

[True] or [False]

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

[True] or [False]

5. The clitoris is a type of flower.

[True] or [False]

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

[True] or [False]

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

[True] or [False]

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

[True] or [False]

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.

[True] or [False]

10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

[True] or [False]

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

[True] or [False]

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

[True] or [False]

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

[True] or [False]

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

[True] or [False]

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

[True] or [False]

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.

[True] or [False]

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

[True] or [False]

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

[True] or [False]

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

[True] or [False]

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.

[True] or [False]

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

[True] or [False]

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.

[True] or [False]

23. Pornography is the business of making records.

[True] or [False]

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

[True] or [False]

25. Douche is the French word for “twelve.”

[True] or [False]

Time’s up! Put your pencil’s down. Turn your results in to your

significant other, so they know what they are dealing with.

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