Ugly Baby

A woman boarded the bus with her baby.

Without the slightest bit of filtering, the bus driver remarked, “Lady, that’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen in my life!”

The woman made her way to the rear of the bus and sat down. Still fuming she told the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”

“That’s disgraceful!” howled the man, “Tell you what, you go up there and tell him off, and I’ll hold your monkey for you till you get back.”