Two nuns happened to pass the beer cooler while grocery shopping. One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cold beer taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun replied, “Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain that it would cause quite a scene at the check-out counter.”
The first nun replied, “I can handle that without a problem” as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with the six-pack.
“We use beer for washing our hair” said the nun. “A shampoo of sorts, if you will.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and pulled out a bag of pretzel sticks. He placed them in the bag with the beer and said, “The curlers are on the house.”