Tenochtitlan Thursday, mall edition

A man was walking through his local mall and noticed a Mexican book store. As he had never seen a Mexican book store before, the man decided to take a look inside.

After browsing for a while, he approached the clerk and asked, “Would you happen to have that book on President Trump’s foreign policy with Mexico?”

Enraged, the clerk shouted, “Fuck you! Get out and stay out!”

“That’s the one,” replied the man. “Got it in hardcover?”


Why is there such a dearth of great classical Mexican literature?

Because Edward Seymour didn’t invent aerosol paint until 1949.