The Shocked Speeder

The vehicle was clearly going well above the speed limit when the state trooper decided to pull over the driver.

Hoping to get off with a warning, the woman tried to appear shocked when the police officer walked up to her car.

“In all my life, I have never been stopped like this before,” she said to the officer with an indignant tone.

“What do they usually do, ma’am,” he asked, “shoot the tires out?”