Two parish priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb.
They were sitting in beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead-gorgeous topless blonde came walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and greeted them, “Good Morning, Father, Good Morning, Father,” nodding, addressing each of them individually. Then she passed on by.
The men were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them and greeted, “Good morning, Father, Good morning, Father.” She then started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and asked, “Just a minute, young lady.”
“Yes, we ARE priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
She replied, “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.”