The Matchmaker’s Pitch

“Mr. Vandergelder, I have exactly the girl you need. Say the word and you’ll meet and be married in no time!” the Matchmaker proclaimed with zeal.

“Don’t bother,” replied Mr. Vandergelder. “I’ve two sisters at home who look after all my needs.”

“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”

“I said ‘two sisters’ Ms. Levi. I didn’t say they were mine.”