A Jew, a Catholic, and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting.
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, “That’s nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team.”
To which the Mormon replied, “You fellas ain’t got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course.”