A man was sitting at the bar, staring into his untouched beer.
The bartender walked over and asked “What’s the problem, pal?”
With a heavy sigh, the man explained, “My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation.”
“Yeah, so?” asked the bartender.
“Don’t you see?” the man cried. “I’ve let a fortune slip through my fingers!”