A Fool Proof Plan

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They devised a fool proof plan and put their plan into action.

The brunette drove up to the front of the bank and let the blonde out to do her stuff.

The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car. Finally, the blonde burst out of the bank, with the alarm blaring. Behind her, the blonde was lugging a safe with a rope tied around it.

The security guard ran out of the bank with his pants down around his ankles as he attempted to pull out his gun.

The blonde tried to put the safe in the car but gave up and left it behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut as the car sped away.

The brunette frantically asked the blonde, “What the hell happened in there?”

The blonde blurted out, “What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!”

The brunette paused and yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”

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