An old farmer was getting concerned that his three daughters might not be as innocent as he raised them to be.
He was very concerned with how much they already knew about sex, so he decided to find out.
The farmer brought his 16-year-old daughter into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and said “Do you know what this is?”
“Yes, daddy,” said the young lady. “That’s a penis.”
The farmer exploded! He couldn’t believe it! “You’re grounded for a year!” he exclaimed, “and you’re going to read the Bible every day!”
He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and dropped his pants. “Do you know what this is?”
“Yes, daddy,” said the child. “It’s a penis”
Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away her allowance for the next four years!
Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and asked, “Do you know what this is?”
“No, daddy, I don’t.”
“What a good girl! I’m very proud of you! I’m going to raise your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis.”
The girl laughed and said, “You call THAT a penis?!”