After a night of wild drinking, Bobbie Jean went home to the double wide sporting two new tattoos on her legs.
Her husband Zeke said, “What the hell is them smudges on your thighs, honey?”
Bobbie Jean replied, “Why it’s just the two greatest outlaw country singers ever! That there on the right is Johnny Cash, and that other one there is Waylon Jennings!”
Zeke didn’t really see it, so he called their son into the room to see who or what he thinks they are.
Little Bubba Ray looked at the tattoos and said, “Well, I think the one on the right is Johnny Cash and the one on the left looks a little like Waylon Jennings, but the guy with the bad breath in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!”