A man at work received a visit from the local police informing him of some tragic news.
The officers informed him that a home invasion had just taken place in his house. The perpetrator tied up his wife, ransacked the house for valuables, drank all of the alcohol in the refrigerator, and then raped his wife before fleeing.
A moment of silence passed. With his head in his hands he finally said, “I can’t believe someone could screw my wife after only five beers!”