A handsome construction worker had no trouble persuading a good-looking recent acquaintance to come back to his apartment.
After making love to her, he casually rolled over and lit a cigarette.
His self-satisfied smile quickly vanished when the woman hopped out of bed and snapped, “You may look like Mel Gibson, but you’re lousy in the sack.”
The indignantly fellow replied, “Well I don’t see what makes you such an expert after only forty-five seconds!”
