A man was chatting with the pharmacist while picking up his prescription at the drug store. There was quite a stir about some new condoms called “Olympic Condoms”. The man was clearly impressed by the notion, so he bought a pack.
Upon getting home he told his wife the purchase he made.
“Olympic condoms?”, she blurted, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors”, informed the man, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color were you planning to wear tonight?”, she asked cheekily.
“Gold of course”, the man said proudly.
“Why don’t you wear the Silver,” the wife replied. “It would be nice if you came second for a change!”.