He sat up in bed and saw his clothing on the dresser beside him, all cleaned and pressed. He looked around the room and saw that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son was also at the table, eating. The husband asked, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son explained, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. You puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asked, “So, why is everything in order and so clean with breakfast on the table waiting for me? I would have expected a big argument with her!”
His son replied, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes off, you said, ‘Leave me alone, lady! I’m a happily married man!'”