The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day Hangover

beerA husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover after St. Paddy’s day. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up in bed and sees his clothing on the dresser beside him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. You puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean with breakfast on the table waiting for me? I would have expected a big argument with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes off, you said, ‘Leave me alone, lady! I’m a happily married man!'”

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