Suddenly he heard a creaky voice speak: “Jesus is watching you.”
He looked around but saw no one. He continued his looting spree and again the voice said, “Jesus is watching you.”
The burglar spun around and came face to face with a parrot on its perch. “Did you say that?” asked the burglar.
“Yes, and Jesus is watching you,” said the parrot.
The burglar chuckled and asked, “So what’s your name, little guy?”
“Clarence,” spoke the bird.
“That’s a silly name for a parrot. Who named you that?” asked the thief.
“The same guy who named the rottweiler Jesus,” remarked Clarence.