Steak and Blowjob Day

It was nine o’clock Monday morning as the men in the office gathered around the water cooler discussing last Friday’s “Steak and Blowjob day”. Each tale got kinkier than the last as they attempted to out-brag one another. Just then Mike walked up to the group.
“Hey, Mike,” said one of the men in the group, “did your wife give you a pretty good Steak and Blowjob day?”
“Not exactly,” sighed Mike. “The only thing that sucked on Friday was the steak.”