The newlywed bride was wrapping up her annual physical with her doctor when he asked her, “So, do you have any questions for me?”
She said to him, “Well, yeah, a few. I mean my husband and I have ‘done it’ lots of times, but it’s just that I want to know the proper terms for a man’s body.”
“OK”, said the doctor, “Shoot.”
“On the end of his dick, there’s this big knobby thing with a hole in the tip. What do you call that?”
The doctor said, “Well, first of all, the polite thing to call it is a penis, not dick, and the proper term for the object on the penis end is the glans, but it’s acceptable to refer to it as the head.”
She continued, “OK, well right behind the head there’s a long hard thing with lots of veins in it. What is that?”
“Most people would call that the shaft,” said the doctor.
“OK, cool,” she said. “Now, about 14 inches behind the head there’s these two hairy, round kind of things that droop down. What are those?”
The doctor smirked and said to the newlywed, “Well, I don’t know about your husband, but on me those are the cheeks of my ass.”
