Money out the Ass

A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his asshole was feeling terribly sore.

The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look. “It’s amazing!” the doctor said, as he pulled a brand new crisp $20 bill from the fellow’s anus.

Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too. And then another! And another! And many more.

Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from the fellow’s ass, and began to count it. The doctor finally reported, “There was $1980 stuck in your anus!”

The fellow replied, “Well I knew I wasn’t feeling two grand!”

Money out the Ass
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