5 year old Johnny was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, “Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?”
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. “Well, Johnny, it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh…OK,” Johnny said, and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later Johnny came back in and said, “Grandpa, Timmy said it’s not called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds, and Timmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’