On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey, you ugly cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets the coffee. While this omission is pointed out to her by the man, the parrot drains its glass and squawks “And get me another whiskey you low life!”
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now or I’ll kick your rear!”
The next moment two burly stewards grab both the man and the parrot and throw them both out of the emergency exit.
As they are plunging downwards the parrot turns to the man and says, “For someone who can’t fly, you’re a bit cheeky!”