The Blonde’s Suicide

John came home from work to find his blonde wife dangling from a rope tied to her feet.

“What on earth are you doing?” cried John.

His wife was sobbing in tears, “I’m just not happy anymore, so I’ve decided to just end it by hanging myself.”

John was trying to be understanding as he undid the rope to let her down, but had to remark, “Well you know the rope is suppose to go around your neck.”

“I tried that,” said the blonde, “but I couldn’t breathe.”

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