The Vibrator

A woman living with her parents came home to find her mother and father sitting at the dining room table. On the table was the daughter’s vibrator.

The father spoke up and said, “Your mother was putting your laundry away when she found this… What is the meaning of this?”

After the daughter regained her composure from her initial embarrassment, she said, “Mom, Dad, I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband.”

A couple days later the daughter came home from work and saw her father staring at the television and drinking a beer on the couch while holding onto the daughter’s vibrator.

“Dad, what is the meaning of this?” she cried out.

The father looked at his daughter and said, “Can’t a man watch a football game with his son-in-law?”

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