Naughty Uncle Ted

A man came home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s happening here?” he asked.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cried the woman.
He rushed back downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son came up and said, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet, and he’s got no clothes on!”
The man slammed the phone down and stormed upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and ripped open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there crouched his brother, totally naked, cowering in the closet.
“You rotten son of a bitch!” said the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”


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