Bragging About Their Boys

Four old friends went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee while the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men were talking and started bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!”
The second man said, “My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a several dealerships. He’s so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded”.
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, “My son is a stockbroker, and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio”.
The fourth man came back and joined them on the tee. One of the others turned to him and mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?”
The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is a gay prostitute.” The other three men grew silent as he continued, “I’m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be doing well. His last three clients gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio”.


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