Helping a Choking Victim

A couple of cowboys walked into the local bar to grab a  beer and wash the dust from their throats. They stood at the bar, drinking and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough. It became apparent that she was in real distress.
One of the cowboys looked at her and said, “Kin ya swaller?”
The woman shakes her head no.
“Kin ya breathe?”
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walked behind the woman, lifted up the back of her dress, pulled down her panties, and ran his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman was so shocked, that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she began to breathe again, the cowboy slowly walked back to the bar and took a drink from his beer.
His partner remarked, “Ya know, I’d heard of that there “Hind Lick” maneuver, but I ain’t never seen nobody do it!”

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