Penis Tanning

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his pecker. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand leaving his willie sticking up. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing a cock sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, “There’s no justice in this world.”
The other lady asked what she meant.
She said, “When I was 20, I was curious about it.
“When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
“When I was 40, I asked for it.
“When I was 50, I paid for it.
“When I was 60, I prayed for it.
“When I was 70, I forgot about it.
“Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I”m to old to squat.”

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