Lug Nuts

A priest was getting new tires installed on his car. As the car was coming down the lift the priest asked the mechanic if the lug nuts were tight enough.

“No need to worry, Father,” said the mechanic. “They are as tight as a nun’s snatch!”

The priest frowned and said, “You better give’em another turn then.”

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