The Rescue Squad

The rescue squad was called to the home of a middle aged couple for an apparent heart attack. When the squad got there it was too late, and the man had died.

While consoling the wife, one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered, and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, “Well, we were in the bed making love, and he started moaning, groaning, and then he was panting and sweating while thrashing about the bed. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going.”

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