Late one night, a man heard his wife scream from the bedroom. He jumped up and ran to see what was the matter. As he burst through the door, he saw another man leaping out of the window.
His wife yelled, “That guy just raped me twice!”
“Twice?!” He asked in disbelief. “Why didn’t you scream when he started to rape you the first time?”
The woman cried, “Because until he started the second time, I thought it was you!”