A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had started seeing another guy while he had been away and wanted to break up with him. To add insult to injury she also wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (some with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
“I don’t remember which one you were. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back.”