The Farmer’s Divorce

A farmer walked into a attorney’s office seeking to get a divorce.

The lawyer began by asking, “Do you have any grounds?”

The farmer replied, “Yes, I got about 40 acres.”

The lawyer shook his head and said, “No, No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit?”

The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.”

Again the lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?”

The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere.”

The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said,”Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere.”

The lawyer said, “Well, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”

By now the lawyer is really frustrated but tries one last question, “Is your wife a nagger?”

The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a divorce.”

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