Marvin and Ilene went out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, Ilene noticed a tear in Marvin’s eye.
“Marvin,” she asked, “are you getting sentimental because we’ve celebrated 50 wonderful years together?”
“No, I was thinking about that day before we got married,” replied Marvin. “Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. I just realized that tomorrow I could’ve been a free man!”