Condom Count

Jenny took a fresh box of twelve condoms over to her boyfriend’s apartment. Over the next week, she and her boyfriend had sex every single night, but on the seventh day she noticed that they were on their last condom. “What happened to the other five condoms?” she asked him.
He nervously replied, “I… um… I masturbated with them.”
The next day at work, Jenny mention this to her male coworker then asked him, “Have you ever done that before?”
“Yeah, sure. At least once or twice. A lot of guys do it,” he replied.
“Wait a minute,” said Jenny. “You mean to tell me that you’ve actually masturbated with a condom?”
“Oh that? No,” he said, “I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend.”

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