The Hillbilly’s Wedding Night

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. He asks him, “What do I do first?”
His dad says, “Take her clothes off and put her in bed.”
The hillbilly calls his dad five minutes later and says, “She’s naked and in bed What do I do now?”
His dad says, “Take your clothes off and get in bed.”
He calls back five minutes later and says, “I’m naked and in bed with her. What do I do now?”
His dad’s patience is now running thin, so he says, “Do I have to spell everything out? Just put the hardest thing on your body in the place where she pees!”
The hillbilly calls up five minutes later and says, “OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?”

The Hillbilly’s Wedding Night
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