A sales rep on a business trip got booked at a hotel in a seedy part of town. While walking down the street he picked up a flyer for a call girl. There was a photo of a beautiful girl bending over. She had all the right curves in all the right places, long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her butt. At the bottom was her name and number.
The man got to his room and decided to give this girl a call, so he picked up the phone in his room and dialed the number.
“Hello,” said the woman on the other end, “how may I help you?”
The man thought she sounded really hot and said, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage, and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait… I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”
“That sounds fantastic, sir,” she said, “but for an outside line you need to press 9 first.”
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